Just something to think about.
So on to my story. The other day I was subbing at church for a friend (nursery time). After all the chaos had dissipated and there were only a few parents left in the room, Oliver (who I was holding in my arms) turns to me with a very serious look on his face and starts patting and poking me on the chest. We then had a very strange conversation that went like this:
Oliver: "Humm... they look a little like mountians"
Me: "Ummm... thanks, I think"
Snickering parent #1: "At least he didn't say mosquito bites hahaha"
Snickering Parent #2: "Or pancakes hahaha"
Thanks Oliver for mortifying me in front of my fellow church attendees. Really appreciate it.
Some other little ditties that crack me up:
-Oliver says to Hazel after a bath one night "Hazel, you awesome naked!"
-At least 10 times a day Oliver will ask me "Hows you nap mommy?" I think this is his way of hinting "Hey mom you look like crap, perhaps you should go back to bed?"
-When ever someone passes gas Oliver says "You make a poopie in your pants?"
-Me: "Who does Mommy love?"
Oliver: "Oliver... and prettys... and sewing".
I love it! Thanks for bring a laugh to my morning!!
ReplyDeleteI love how kids choose to say those kinds of things at church! When Miles was 2 he was sitting on my lap during the sacrament and started poking me and very loudly said, "WHAT are those???" Silly kids!
DeleteOh, Rosanna, there are tears in my eyes! I love the poopie one most especially.
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