Just something to think about.
So on to my story. The other day I was subbing at church for a friend (nursery time). After all the chaos had dissipated and there were only a few parents left in the room, Oliver (who I was holding in my arms) turns to me with a very serious look on his face and starts patting and poking me on the chest. We then had a very strange conversation that went like this:
Oliver:
"Humm... they look a little like mountians"
Me:
"Ummm... thanks, I think"
Snickering parent #1:
"At least he didn't say mosquito bites hahaha"
Snickering Parent #2:
"Or pancakes hahaha"
Thanks Oliver for mortifying me in front of my fellow church attendees. Really appreciate it.
Some other little ditties that crack me up:
-Oliver says to Hazel after a bath one night
"Hazel, you awesome naked!"
-At least 10 times a day Oliver will ask me
"Hows you nap mommy?" I think this is his way of hinting
"Hey mom you look like crap, perhaps you should go back to bed?"
-When ever someone passes gas Oliver says
"You make a poopie in your pants?"
-Me:
"Who does Mommy love?"
Oliver:
"Oliver... and prettys... and sewing".